Obama Cedes Israel to Iran

It's incredible, actually. Obama is not yet the official nominee of the Democratic Party, and he's already asked Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to become mayor of the Shi'ite Republic of Tel Aviv. At least that's the impression I get from reading the ever-excitable Caroline Glick.

Next week, Obama meets with a delegation of Sudeten Germans to discuss their legitimate complaints about ethnic Czech hegemony.