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The Doughnut Jihadi

29 May 2008 03:28 pm

Dunkin' Donuts' spokeswoman Rachael Ray got herself in trouble with certain segments of the blogging community for wearing what appears to be a keffiyeh in an ad for iced coffee. With the help of resident Atlantic design genius Jason Treat, I propose the following costume change to help Ray avoid any future Middle East-related wardrobe malfunctions:

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Of course, this will lead to a boycott of Dunkin' Donuts across large sections of the Muslim world, but, on the other hand, Jews eat a lot of doughnuts.


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